The following designs are
BRAND NEW for 2008
(no pictures here yet, but
you can request one from us) |
Welcome
Just Don't Expect Much |
|
Hi, I'm Sandy |
home
sweet
home
(w/monkey hanging upside-down
holding a pink heart) |
You Are
Here
X
(outline of two bare feet
on either side of X) |
Home Tweet Home
(singing bird on design which
includes two eyes watching bird) |
it's all about the shoes
(pair of heeled shoes below) |
|
i was never meant to work |
leave it to the in-laws to
arrive unannounced |
2008 VOTING MAT
[ ] RED
[ ] BLUE
[ ]
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
(w/red, white, & blue star bands) |
STRESS RELIEF MAT
(following in circle)
BANG
1. HEAD
HERE2. GO BACK TO WORK |
HONK
if you've
driven onto
our porch |
NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
FOR MANSERVANT
(picture of man w/vacuum
and tray of wine glasses) |
I will not be a doormat.
I will not be a doormat.
I will not be a doormat.
Oh, just walk all over me. |
Now Entering
HOME SWEET HOME
So Leave Your Crap at the Door |
HANDYMAN
ON DUTY
Beware of
Low-Flying
Profanity |
Pardon the condition
of our lawn.
We're not raising grass;
we're raising kids.
(w/picture of dandylions) |
Welcome
to the home of
The LAWN
RANGER
(picture of lawnmower) |
The following designs are
also available
(no pictures here yet, but ask for one) |
|
Happy Hour
is what separates us
from the animals
(martini glass on left,
feeding bowl on right) |
|
Feels like
Happy Hour
to me |
Howdy!
(I'm Mat. I'm on Howdy duty.) |
Ever feel you've reached a point in life
where something is blocking your way?
You can't go forward.
You don't want to go back.
And you just wish there was some
way to move beyond this obstacle?
There is. We call it the
doorbell.
So ring already. |
We're
GRANDPARENTS
and we have photos.
(above in photo frame)Still want to come in? |
|
Welcome to Grandma's
Save the DRAMA
for your MAMA! |
Well I'll be
hog-tied and hornswoggled,
look who's here! |
Welcome to the workshop.
If you can't nail it,
screw it.
("l" in "nail" is a nail; "i" in second "it" is a screw) |
BIG BOYS
HAVE BIG TOYS.
BIG TOYS NEED
A BIG TOY BOX.
AND THAT'S WHY
MAN INVENTED
THE GARAGE. |
|
got mud? |
WELCOME
(colorful background of pastel flowers) |
Welcome to the Covenent of
(picture of frowning nun fanning herself)
Sister Mary Menopause |
Life of the Party
(red cross and lifeguard stand)
Guard |
There's no place like
home
(pair of red shoes) |
Toes in sand
Nose in book
Life is sweet |
We don't DO formal.
(picture of black bow tie) |
Shoes Optional.
(picture of feet touching water)
Swimsuits preferred during daylight hours. |
|
LOVE SHACK |
Illicit Lovers
Must Use Back Entrance
(picture of hand pointing right) |
QUEEN
of the entire world
(picture of crown) |
I'm Really Glad
to See You!
But then I lie like a mat. |
I wept because I had no shoes,
until I met a man who had no feet.So I took his shoes.
- Anonymous |
May God hold you in the palm
of His hand, and if He sneezes,
may He remember to use
a handkerchief. |
The Official Residence
Her* Royal Fiftyness*
Commoners Welcome!(*NOTE: Six versions available:
His/Her with 40/50/60) |
MATONA 500
Gentlemen ...
Wipe Your Feet! |
E PLURIBUS MATUM
In Wiping
We Trust |
Welcome
To our Tourist
CABIN
Vacancy
Fireplace - Wool Blankets - Possum Stew |
Haiku 16:
Loud sounds behind door.
Sound like some kind of party.
My kind of people. |
MOM'S FAST FOOD
(two checkered flags) |
Just another day in paradise
(picture of golf ball in hole with flag) |
|
Same format as above for:
Just another day in paradise
(picture of beach flip flops)
Just another day in paradise
(picture of hammock between two palm
trees)
Just another day in paradise
(picture of tropical drink in glass with
small umbrella)
|
(Irish Flag)
You Bet Your
Corned Beef & Cabbage
We're Irish! |
|
Same format as above for:
You Bet Your Kielbasa We're Polish!
You Bet Your Linguini We're Italian!
You Bet Your Red, White & Blue We're American!
You Bet Your Frijoles We're Latino!
You Bet Your Schnitzel We're German!
You Bet Your Biscuits & Grits We're Southern!
You Bet Your Boots We're Texan! |
Minimum order $11.85