Here are some 18"x27" Olefin doormats unrelated to wine; but if you want 'em,
we can get 'em! Same price: $17.95 + $7.95 shipping for the first one,
$3.50 shipping for each additional one ordered. Call us at 888-327-0637 9-9
Eastern time, Mon-Fri. (It is helpful
if you know the order number. To find it, hold your cursor over the desired
doormat, and the number will popup in a small box; e.g., M182.)
Cat Doormats
The following designs are
BRAND NEW for 2008!
(no pictures here yet, but
you can request one from us) |
Memo to the cat:
We are no longer accepting delivery
of small songbirds or rodents.
Thank You.
(w/picture of two birds & a mouse) |
We're so excited to see you
we don't know whether to
pee on the floor
or tear up the couch!
(w/picture of cat & dog faces) |
There's no such thing as a
COMMON HOUSE CAT
(multicolored w/cat w/crown) |
Uncontrollable affections
is such a dog thing...
(picture of cat face) |
Cat: (n)
a small fur-bearing mammal
usually found sleeping
in the sun or destroying upholstery
(w/picture of cat) |
CLAW ENFORCEMENT
OFFICER
ON DUTY! |
The following designs may
also be available
(no pictures here yet, but
you can request one from us) |
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WE ♠
OUR CAT |
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CAUTION
Dog and cat
working out differences.
(Note: chomp out of "working"
and scratches across "differences") |
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Cat on a Mat
Meow Meow,
yeah, whatever. |
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CAT is GOD
spelled any way they want |
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(picture of cat exercising)
Shouldn't the STAFF
be doing this for moi? |
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(picture of cat)
You live but to serve me... |
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WELCOME
to the Meowy-Go-Round
Rides every 7 minutes
(picture of cat entering from left
saying "Let me in"; picture of
cat leaving on right saying
"Let me out") |
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(picture of cat face)
One Spoiled Rotten
C A T
lives here. |
If you want to see any of the above images, we can send you a
picture.
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For MORE INFORMATION or TO ORDER
Call 888-327-0637 Mon to Fri 9am to 9pm ET
(In Raleigh, NC, please call 847-1201.)
We accept
 Minimum order $11.85
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Dog Doormats
The following designs are
BRAND NEW for 2008!
(no pictures yet) |
We're so excited to see you
we don't know whether to
pee on the floor
or tear up the couch!
(w/picture of cat & dog faces) |
Our Vet Drives a Porsche.
See Dog for Details. |
Dog: (n)
domesticated, fur-bearing mammal
identifiable by its long nose
and its habit of sticking it
in inappropriate places
(w/picture of dog) |
Funny thing. Turns out my bite
IS actually worse than my bark.
ANYHOO......
welcome salesmen,
trespassers and solicitors! |
The following designs may
also be available
(sorry, no pictures) |
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HOME OF A "SPECIAL NEEDS" DOG.
Special Needs: (a list of meats...)
Note: followed by two paw prints
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WE ♠
OUR DOG |
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(15 colored circles with black
Scotties in them) |
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DOG ON A MAT
Woof Woof Woof
Woof Woof Woof Woof
Woof Woof Woof
Woof Woof Woof Woof
Woof Woof Woof |
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Our Dog Is Fluent
in English, Afghan, Pekinese,
Maltese, Pomeranian and has
a fairly good grasp of bull Shih Tzu. |
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RINGING OF
THE BELL.
BARKING SOUNDS BEHIND THE DOOR.
LICKER OR BITER?
(Japanese symbol behind) |
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Take One Step Back.
EXPLOSIVELY
Affectionate Dog
Inside!
(paw prints) |
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(picture of dog face)
One Spoiled Rotten
D O G
lives here. |
If you want to see any of the above images, we can send you a
picture.
MORE DOG DOORMATS BELOW!
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For MORE INFORMATION or TO ORDER
Call 888-327-0637 Mon to Fri 9am to 9pm ET
(In Raleigh, NC, please call 847-1201.)
We accept
Minimum order $11.85
|
Dog Doormats, Breed Specific
The following three doormats are available breed-specific.
Call to find out if your breed is available.
The following semicircular mat is new (no picture available):
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NO BARKING ZONE
ANYTIME
(picture of breed)
(name of breed)
Police Canine Ordinance |
Eight breeds available
See Our Other Doormats!
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For MORE INFORMATION or TO ORDER
Call 888-327-0637 Mon to Fri 9am to 9pm ET
(In Raleigh, NC, please call 847-1201.)
We accept
Minimum order $11.85
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Call 888-327-0637
Mon-Fri 9-9 ET
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